Saturday, June 27, 2009

Top Michael Jackson Jokes

According to Web Usage Associates (and Public Notary), the following ten Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. (Michael Jackson’s son)– you know in a few years they’ll probably change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby.

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